For some reason, I have been paying very close attention to this Presidential Election... and this one promises to have a pretty interesting finish. While all of the candidates are ok, there are a few people that I was hoping would join the presidential race.
1.) Peyton Manning- The main reason for this is because he is the only man who has gotten more face time than George W. In all of his speeches, I have yet to hear him mispronounce 'nuclear,' 'pretty,' or 'something.' Also, that dimple in his chin makes me think dirty thoughts. Let's just hope he doesn't run against Tom Brady.
2.) John Arbuckle- This down-to-earth pet owner has been living a very secret life since 'Garfield' was cancelled a couple years ago. Since 1999, John has galvanized an entire army of sassy fat-cats...I know this for a fact because I have the picture saved as my desktop on my computer. If we were to somehow cultivate the sass and allergens emitted from these fat felines, we would have the ultimate in homeland security. I don't care how lame this sounds... we could call them 'Weapons of Sass Destruction.' Wow, that is actually lamer than I thought it would be.
3.) Aunt Jemima: While critics are fast to point out that the diabetics (a very key demographic) won't be on board it is difficult to ignore the facts: She's beautiful, she's delicious, and she would be only the second black president next to Bill Clinton. Her running mate could be the Pillsbury Dough Boy...how would that be for that obesity epidemic?
4.) Terry Schiavo- Let's face it, she could get more done than Clinton did in 8 years.