Today I decided that I will pretend I am a teenage drama queen. I thought it would make an interesting title for a blog. Then I decided that it wouldn't end well for a couple of reasons.
First, I am just setting myself up for some gay jokes.
Second, I will probably say something offensive about women concerning menstruation.
So in the end my idea for pretending to be a teenage drama queen was self-rejected, all in all I feel like it was the right choice.
