So Mr. Brandon, jealous of my awesomeness in front of comedy team extraordinaire Stella, listed a bunch of slanderous reasons of why he hates me. To check out his nonsense ramble click here. Now that you have read that… here is my Rebuttal.
10.“He’s Stupid” This is just not true. Not to toot my own horn but I am quite intelligent. 10 x 10 = 100. Need more proof? The Femur Bone is the largest bone in the human body.
9. “It’s always his idea to make Chase the gay character in every We Like Dragons sketch” This is just not true. It is in fact Jacob who most often comes up with the idea of making Chase the gay character. Chase can get behind me on this, he likes to get behind me.
8. “He is a communist.” I live in a free country where my views should be given the same amount of respect as anyone else’s.
7. “He doesn’t like Batman” (See my response to #8)
6. “He’s a member of We Like Dragons. Jealous….” I simply do not get what Brandon is going for on this one. Simply put, he is a member too. So what does he mean by jealous....? Is he saying that everyone should be jealous or that he is jealous?
5. “He is not allergic to cats.” Check your sources again Mr. Brandon. Although I do own four cats I do have a mild allergy towards them.
4. “His former resemblance to Pee-Wee Herman.” I have been saying it since I was in fourth grade; don’t hate me because I am beautiful.
3. “He can edit this.” It is true I do have the power to edit any WLD work that will appear on the site. And I do. But never for content. Mostly, especially when it comes to Brandon, spelling errors. One time for Brandon I had to correct his spelling on ‘Freedom’. Some patriot he is.
2. “That Alex Sherman Smell.” This one does not deserve a rebuttal because I know for a fact that Brandon loves my scent.
1. “Alex went upstage with Stella. I was left as the kid who almost went onstage with Stella.” For this, I am sorry. But let this be known; I, like my friend Brandon, also idolize Stella. So for me this was an experience of a lifetime. Sadly I think this also has something to do with the fact that I am better looking than Brandon, so again, please; don’t hate me because I am beautiful.
So there you are, a rebuttal to Mr. Brandon. I hope he feels pretty stupid right now.
And yes, Brandon I would love to hang out Saturday.
