Blindness is the best handicap.  It is the only handicap that I can say that about, because these are words, not brail.  No one is going to get upset if I say it.  And if you do get upset, perhaps you need to lighten up. Blind people are the only handicapped people we are allowed to stare at, so use that to your advantage.  Get all of your staring-tendencies out of the way before you run into somebody autistic that you can't stare at. 

A conversation between a blind person and me.

I: "So, your blind... that's cool, have you seen the movie Daredevil?"
Blindy: "What?"

(I hope everyone sees the irony of a sight proficient person using the singular personal pronoun of 'I' when speaking to a not-so-sight-proficient person)